The game pioneered innovative gameplay features such as an opponent who never moved (if you get the patch he moves very slowly but never crosses the finish line), the ability to randomly go through scenery (or fall through the level), a track that crashed the game when loaded, the ability to accelerate backwards infinitely, climb the steepest mountains with almost no loss of speed and go outside the level's boundary. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is so awful it's almost too funny to be in the horrible section.Anti-war civilians try to negotiate with the genocidal aliens that clearly don't care about diplomacy, and everyone is surprised that they get killed to the last. Humongous alien soldiers that are clearly gigantic green frogs in space suits are inexplicably and breathlessly referred to as looking "EXACTLY LIKE HUMANS!!", to the point that some EDF soldiers are apparently hesitating to shoot at 10-foot tall frogmen in the middle of a year-long war with aliens for the apparent resemblance - and when later aliens that look like standard Greys in full armor appear, the same voice over your radio just as inexplicably remarks that they "LOOK *NOTHING* LIKE HUMANS!" despite being much closer in appearance (barring the 15-foot tall part). All enemy types get some kind of overly-complicated codename, like giant spiders being referred to as "Aggressive Alien Species Beta" (yes, in full every time) on some occasions, a character gets rebuked by another for trying to claim that a giant spider-shaped monster looks like something from Earth, for example. Your superiors in the game don't appear to have ever seen any insects ever (most of the enemies are giant bugs, arachnids and so on) and will react with insane abandon at the "HUGE MONSTERS!!" attacking the city without ever seeming to find the words to correctly identify them as giant ants. In general, the English voice actors are clearly working from a script roughly-translated from Japanese that nobody fixed prior to production. Earth Defense Force 5, the Continuity Reboot, despite having the most refined gameplay and graphics, ups the ante.Note that the game itself and the rest of the series are noted as being very fun, often viciously difficult third-person shooters - it's the writing and by god the voice-over that places this game onto this page. Earth Defense Force 2017 is the video game equivalent of a really bad, but campy sci-fi B-Movie.To quote one YouTube comment:ĥ) Police watch you everywhere and pop out of thin air to berate you." Just like the real North Korea, there's only a handful of cars on the road, and none of them move except yours. In reality the game basically consists of driving around to different buildings in Pyongyang collecting oil drums while a female traffic cop insults you while taking up a large portion of the screen. In theory, it's supposed to promote tourism to North Korea. The graphics are ugly, note This quirk was intentional, the game makers stated they wanted the game to have an old-school feel to it. Pyongyang Racer, a freeware browser game made by the North Korean government.Yet, despite its flaws, it’s still quite fun to play and the music is good. DSiWare game and Pokémon ripoff Crystal Monsters has a combination of cliche/odd story and characters along with a horribly balanced type chart and defensive moves that do nothing that make the game unintentionally hilarious.Most memorable though, is how the game plays a short FMV clip of you blasting the last enemy you shot every time you clear a room of enemies, which as you'd expect, gets maddening fast. In its attempt to be "cinematic", the game is maddeningly shallow and linear: you have a single weapon throughout the entire game (a rifle that shoots slow-moving plasma bolts and a grenade launcher attachment that shoots stronger and faster versions of the main projectile) and any deviation from the intended path is punished through a harsh Non-Standard Game Over. The characters have odd and unappealing designs, featuring lumpy, potato-like faces and their simplistic mouth flaps make them look like deranged manequins. The plot is a cheesy Cliché Storm about an assassin being set up after murdering the inventor of a Killer Robot (said robot being named the " Genocide 350", to give an idea of the level of cheese), complete with dated predictions about the future. Assassin 2015 is a 1996 Full Motion Video-heavy FPS by Blue Sky Software (yes, the developers of Vectorman) that is as interesting as it is hilarious in its failure.
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